- Summary: Why Merry and Pippin escaped from the orcs with their virtue intact.
- Characters: Orcs
- Notes: thanks to Mordelhin for beta reading.
- Fandom: Lord of the Rings
- Rating: Adults only (R)
- Type: Character fiction, slash, drabble
- Related links: For the brave: <a href="/fan-fiction/fanfic-supplementary-materials/orcs-orcs-orcs-lotr-illustrated-in-a-fairly-horrifying-manner/">photomanips</a>.
- Related links: Fic: <a href="/fan-fiction/on-orc-love/">On Orc Love</a>