Summary: A Catherine Sue. Why insert yourself, when you can insert your friends?
Notes: Warning: (1) only very nominally set in Middle Earth. (2) I am delighted to resurrect and adapt for Wordpress in 2009 this magnificent illustrated version by Captain Stinky and First Lieutenant Pyewackett, following the demise of its previous home on geocities.com.
Type: Character fiction, het, humour
Related links: For an un-illustrated version, if you are a boring bastard, see here.
Notes: Predominantly movieverse. Thank you to Lily Baggins and many others for long and undeservedly devoted cheerleading. Thanks to members of the now defunct "Word Painting" list for very early comments. And finally, thanks to Mordelhin for thrashing my indulgent expression into line.
Rating: Adults only (NC-17)
Summary: Frodo, returning from his visit to Galadriel’s mirror, happens upon Aragorn.
Notes: For Lobelia's birthday. The name "Legolas", we recall, simply means "green leaf". Indebted to the wonderful perversity of A. Vulgarweed. Thanks to Mordelhin for striving mightily with my terrifying logic.
Rating: Adults only (R)
Summary: It is less well known that trees are also partial to elves.
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