- Summary: Why Merry and Pippin escaped from the orcs with their virtue intact.
- Characters: Orcs
- Notes: thanks to Mordelhin for beta reading.
- Fandom: Lord of the Rings
- Rating: Adults only (R)
- Type: Character fiction, slash, drabble
- Related links: For the brave: <a href="/fan-fiction/fanfic-supplementary-materials/orcs-orcs-orcs-lotr-illustrated-in-a-fairly-horrifying-manner/">photomanips</a>.
- Related links: Fic: <a href="/fan-fiction/on-orc-love/">On Orc Love</a>
- Characters: Harry/Karl
- Fandom: Lord of the Rings - Real Person Fiction
- Notes: Not sure if I need to do this any more, but for the neophyte reader: Harry played Isildur, yeah? And everybody knows who Karl is now, I should hope. Before LOTR, they worked on a film called "The Price of Milk" together. "Simon the sound guy," as far as I know, doesn't exist.
- Rating: General audience (PG)
- Summary: When Harry came back from the bog, Karl was reading.
- Type: Real person fiction, slash.
- Fandom: Lord of the Rings - Real Person
- Rating: General audience (PG)
- Notes: Christmas fluff. I put it in the wash with the bath towels and everything.
- Summary: What does Dom really think of turkey? Is Elijah an annoying yuppy prat? And will he be turned into an abominable snowman?
- Type: Real person fiction, slash