- Fandom: Sirens (UK, 2011)
- Characters: Ashley/Stuart
- Rating: Adults only (NC 17)
- Type: Character fiction, slash
- Summary: ‘So, Stuart, if it’s the other fella’s jizz that made you all virile, couldn’t you just…?’ Rachid says.
‘What are you looking at me for?’ Ashley says.
- Notes: 3515 words. A gift for janie_tangerine for Yuletide 2015. Based on Episode 2, ‘Two Man Race’, wherein Stuart’s impotence and low sperm count are temporarily cured, according to Stuart, by exposure to the sperm of the boyfriend of the cheating woman he’s inadvertently seeing. I'm not sure a reasonable person would have reached the same conclusion, but this is Stuart. :)
- Related links: Ebook download available from (and originally posted at) <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462144">AO3 version</a>.
